Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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