Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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