thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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