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• (323): View more from California

  Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

  (206): View more from Washington

  Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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• (817): View more from Texas

  just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  That boy needs some memories to take back home with him

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• (916): View more from California

  I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???

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  Ours, apparently.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  so like

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  i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone

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