Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone