i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
