Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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