she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
