Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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