We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She bit a glass in half.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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