He is an equal opportunity slut.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
