don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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