How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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