I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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