My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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