The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
wow bdsm is so cute
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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