Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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