I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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