do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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