38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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