I accidentally burped into my bong.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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