I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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