He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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