You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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