these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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