I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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