i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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