Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
