I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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