Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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