Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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