I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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