ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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