I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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