Betty ford says i'm here all night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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