What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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