I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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