Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I supernannyed him into submission
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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