4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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