so that wasnt chicken after all
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Couch. On fire.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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