i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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