he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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