Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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