I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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