on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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