I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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