you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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