That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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