wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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