I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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