Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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