yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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