Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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