do herpes really smell.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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