yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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