Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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