10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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